Joblessness + Boredom = Retarded Posts

 

 

Ive got 4 days of holidays for each of the 6 papers i have for my Sem 6 TE IT Engg Exams . Last 4 days i have been looking at the same book again and again with no ends to it . I have grown so bored of it that i am doing this .

 

You yes you .. we want your attention . You Ask me Who is the other one in We ? Its Devdeep and Devdeep and Devdeep and Devdeep again.

 

 

 

Hello !! I am all over the place aint i ? I Rulezz

 

 

You think this is funny ? Think again . Come to the dark side ill give you cookies or you can join my force in making the spongebob army .

 

Yup Join our army … it is fun .. and we have square heads too . We shall fight the martians .

 

 

You cant beat us martians … I bet traingular heads are much stronger then squared once. We shall kick you ass and steal your bunnies.

 

 

Did some one mention a bunny ???

 

 

Get back to your burrow i say !!!!

 

 

Ok i guess this is getting more lame .. You guys pretty much got the point how bored i am .

 

 

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Stupid Book Titles

 

These are some of the most stupidest book titles i have come across .

 

 

1) Men are from Mars and women are from Venus by John Gray ( 50 million)

Interesting but could someone please tell me who do they still manage to cross the planet barrier and have sex and have kids . And what planet would the kids be from ?

 

 

2)Who Moved my Cheese by Spencer Johnson ( 10 million copies sold )

Dude seriously you expect people to spend money on your book so they  can figure out why the fuck is your cheese missing . Instead Why cant they go buy some more cheese from the supermarket which is much cheaper . Maybe i am wrong here but 10 million people did seem to be interested .

 

3)What colour is your parachute ? by Richard Bolles ( 10 million copies sold)

So now people need to be fashion conscious even while saving there llives ? Does it really matter if i get my ass saved from squishing if i am in a pink or blue parachute ?

 

4)Captain Underpants by Dave Pilkey (26 million copies sold )

Ok best part is this is a kids book . Is this what they mean by sex education at young age ? Or is the author giving lessons to kids on how to get into underpants ?

 

 

5)The no.1 Ladies Detective Agency by  Alexander Smtih ( 15 million )

Seriosuly ? A ladies detective agency .. i mean seriously ? So do they like find out about missing earrings and stuff ?

 

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I am awesome … True Story

 

 

 

Our awesome world was not so awesome until the recent awesome era came into its true awesomeness. Before this awesome era , our awesome world was deprived of awesome people and hence a cloud of not so awesomeness used to reduce the awesomosity of the awesome world.  Hate to non awesomify the existence of those not so awesome people but the truth is that our world definately needed to get back in its awesomeness. And then came the awesome me . Suddenly under a fraction of awesomosity the world started to ge back its awesomeness. Why did the awesomeness start awesoming again you ask in an awesome manner ? Because the awesome miracle of the awesome birth of awesome me awesomified the awesomness of our awesome world. What is so awesomly awesome about my awesomeness is that the aura of awesomeness due to my awesomosity makes all the other awesome people feel more awesome so that they awesomify the awesomeness of other awesome people around them. This awesome phenomena of awesomeness is what has truly brought this awesome world to its epic awesomic awesomeness.

 

 

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