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Monday, May 18, 2009

Stupid Book Titles

 

These are some of the most stupidest book titles i have come across .

 

 

1) Men are from Mars and women are from Venus by John Gray ( 50 million)

Interesting but could someone please tell me who do they still manage to cross the planet barrier and have sex and have kids . And what planet would the kids be from ?

 

 

2)Who Moved my Cheese by Spencer Johnson ( 10 million copies sold )

Dude seriously you expect people to spend money on your book so they  can figure out why the fuck is your cheese missing . Instead Why cant they go buy some more cheese from the supermarket which is much cheaper . Maybe i am wrong here but 10 million people did seem to be interested .

 

3)What colour is your parachute ? by Richard Bolles ( 10 million copies sold)

So now people need to be fashion conscious even while saving there llives ? Does it really matter if i get my ass saved from squishing if i am in a pink or blue parachute ?

 

4)Captain Underpants by Dave Pilkey (26 million copies sold )

Ok best part is this is a kids book . Is this what they mean by sex education at young age ? Or is the author giving lessons to kids on how to get into underpants smile_teeth?

 

 

5)The no.1 Ladies Detective Agency by  Alexander Smtih ( 15 million )

Seriosuly ? A ladies detective agency .. i mean seriously ? So do they like find out about missing earrings and stuff ?

 

2 comments:

Mihir Pathare said...

Meuh. When you read stuff like "Oh look, mr period is back in town"


That's when you know our kids are gonna have a fucked up sex ed. :P

Avanika said...

dude, cheat on your girlfriend the next time and you will see we can find out more than just missing ear rings.